ET, Phone Home!

A possible explanation for the inexplicable!

I've finally, maybe, found rock-solid proof

that the long-rumored, yet elusive, man who's aloof,

egotistical--he's about as egotistical as egotistical gets,

making offensive and utterly impossible-to-do threats,

is not who he claims to be. First contact, he must be E.T,

who has the ability to hypnotize every one, except some and me.

I could never understand his appeal to some voters,

as the threshold for idiot gets lower and lower.

But then I thought, 'what if he's from outer space,

with that idiotic sneer plastered on his leering face?'

That would explain the disdain and utter contempt

with which he holds everything but himself-- seems that he's exempt

from political physics, the normal rules don't apply

to him--with him, there are no rules, and that is why

he's so popular, because he is not close to human,

that would explain why our airwaves, he's overran!