Battle Helmet On!

Not watching, but prepared, just in case!

I've got my protective gear on,

to protect me from flying bullshit from Don.

I'm not even going to watch the spectacle,

and possibly taking jagged lies right in the testicles.

The media is having a multiple covering the show,

covering the 10 percent interesting, and the 90 that blows.

I mean, how much can you say that's remotely news?

I mean, the clown car is down to the rivets, they're turning 

the screws

on their torture device, like it's not overkill, like we think 

it's great,

that they cover wall-to-wall about nothing else but the 

fricking debate!