Like Comparing Intelligent To Not!

Square peg, round hole!

If I see one more time, a news network comparing Trump to 

Clinton, I'm going dance around the house wearing nothing but a 

ripped-up potato sack, and believe me, you don't want to see that. 

For one thing, I can't walk very well, so maybe a sack of instant 

potato's might be a more appropriate choice, because my dance 

would last about that long, and I'd be making mashed potato's when 

my plummeting body smashes them, and for another, I never could 

dance for s**t. There's nothing to compare.

Clinton doesn't have a penis, so comparing those babies side by side 

is out, and Clinton knows how to be diplomatic and negotiate, while 

Trump only knows how to blow his own horn, which would 

get a little awkward in a meeting with, say, the prime minister of 

Japan. To compare them is out-and-out laughable, yet the media 

insists on trying to drive a square peg into a round hole!