Work Wanted, However...!

My classified, work wanted ad!

'Work wanted, something in the thinking field, and that will take the place

of this thought-mining that gave me ideas, and brought a 

smile to my face.

I can't do much outside of that field, as I done got my 

head bashed in,

and I'm running out of memories of people I've known and 

places I've been.

Maybe something in the best-selling author area, I don't 

know, just a thought.

But, all I know is I'm desperate, and am willing to take 

whatever you've got!

Please contact me here with anything, except hard 

physical labor, or easy.

I realize this limits my options, but the thought of hard 

work makes me queasy!

But, if it brain power you seek, baby, I'm your thinking 

man!

Some would say it's under powered, but I'm telling you, 

I'm no flash-in-the-pan!

I've been puzzling for quite a while, for lo, these many 

years,

the mysteries of the universe got nothing on me, I'm not 

wet behind the ears!'