Marionette Rudi

Strings of Doom!

"Hello, kids, I'd like to welcome y'all to the circus, my name is Rudi,

my own puppet show got canceled, but then Donald through me a life buoy.

I'm an echoing marionette--no matter how outrageous, I'll spout a defense,

never mind if my excuses for Donny's behavior make absolutely no sense.

I'm an evil bendy who contorts to fit whatever outrageous atrocity he says,

because I myself, didn't have big enough brassers to be pres.

I had dreams of the big chair myself, until I saw people laughing,

so I got this job in Donny's circus, I'm in charge of defense and of crafting

ludicrous reasons for his behavior, and why he says the s**t he does.

In the evening, when y'all go home, I sweep up crap, cause I'm a never-was,

at least according to The Donald--yes, I smile, and dance a jaunty jig,

because I'm happy with the dregs I get, hell, I'm happy to have any gig!

So, enjoy the circus, and don't forget to donate, and drink some free Kool-Aid,

happily donated by Fox News, and join the sloping-forehead crusade!"

Reviews

[mattavelli]

" the sloping-forehead crusade!"
Nice one!

[Michael Stevens]

Thank you much, Matt!