Another Adult Nursery Rhyme!

'The Old Orange Nightmare!'

There is right now, a presidential candidate colored orange and so full of hate,

it really is quite unbelievable that some think he is great.

If you thought Mr. Spay-Tan Boehner was colored 

unnaturally,

get a load of this guy, a more orangy guy, couldn't 

possibly be!

This guy spouts racism, says how fabulous he is, and lives 

in a high-rise luxury shoe,

offers nothing but meaningless generalities, and 

everything he says is a virtual 'screw you!'

His enduring popularity makes me fear for the future of 

our country,

and wonder why so many of us are blocking out reality, 

aren't listening and refuse to see

the truth, that he is a dick, who's exploiting the weakness 

of our education system.

I mean, what else would explain his popularity and the 

cult he's created? How many victims

of his slope-headed, egotistical, fear-exploiting, ranting, 

heartless core

will we have to endure? Hopefully soon, I won't have to 

write about him anymore.

But I tend to doubt it, he's hooked on the perpetual 

spotlight shining down,

in love with himself, with his own voice, so he'll probably 

be sticking around!

Causing more and more damage to the American brand,

while his supporters stick their heads in the sand.

Reviews

[Kevolution]

This piece made me laugh. The fact that someone as outrageous as the "Orange Nightmare" could even be on the ballot makes life feel like a fairy tale or even an adults nursery rhyme. Strange crazy times to be sure. I really liked the last line of this piece "While his supporters stick their heads in the sand."

[Michael Stevens]

Thanks much, Kevolution, and it is freak show time, like a bad dream I expect to wake up from any time!