The Ultimate Challenge!

What are we going to write about now?

In twelve days, plus overtime,

we'll need a new topic about which to rhyme.

Hopefully Donald will slither back to the hole,

the one I wouldn't touch with someone else's pole,

I don't care if said pole is ten feet long,

if The Donald is under there, I'm so gone!

Yeah, Hully and I must rack our brains and think,

for Mr. Trump is a living example of the missing link.

I must say, it's been nice to have The Donald to kick around,

But The USS Donald is hopefully about to run aground

on the rocks of reality, 'cause up till now, it's the Sea of Alternate Truth

that he's been sailing on, but after the 8th, let's hope he's gone, or else we're 

all screwed!