Fun House Media Carnival!

Hang on to your sanity!

I was so looking forward to attend this reality-based deal,

but my Happy has turned into an Unhappy Meal,

or maybe I shouldn't have had that cotton candy,

'cause this roller coaster is making me feel less than dandy.

One the way up the hill, I was feeling alright and peachy 

keen,

but over the top it's a nauseating free fall down, if you 

know what I mean.

One moment you're riding high in November,

the next all your hopes have been dismembered.

Before this escalating media roller coaster ride from Hell,

I decided to go on the magic carpet ride, well,

that was a mistake, 'cause it was yanked from under me,

and my hopes spattered on the ground, 'cause I'm for 

Hillary!