Sure-Fire Anti-Friendship Deal!

Guaranteed to work, or your no-money back!

Let's say your one of those real b******s,

and if your goal is to leave a relationship in tatters

and be left alone, this topic is a sure-fire winner!

Simply bring up politics, 'conflict, it's what's for dinner!'

I'm telling you, it never fails, of course, then you'll be labeled as an anti social

dickhead, but that will be a small price to pay for not hearing more emotional,

knee-jerk comments from Uncle Ebeneezer or Aunt Fallopian, or a stranger

who have no fricking clue about what they are saying, the danger

of the belief system they stubbornly cling to in the face of refuting facts,

their hearing must really be effected by ear wax!