My T. V. Schedule--Post-Debate

My T. V. Schedule--Post-Debate

A Story by Michael Stevens
"

Is going to suck for at lest four years!

"

Day one after the apocalypse--"Cheers"-unable to laugh and found myself staring at the beer being consumed with envy.


Day two, A. A.--"How To Make Brownies" on The Food 


Network--gained 34 pounds in 20 minutes, didn't help.


Day three A. A.--"Jousting For Beginners" on The Medieval 


Network--


pretended it was Trump across from me, riding a horse's 


a*s, failed to calm my rage, and the image frankly 


sickened me.


Day four A. A.---"World Without Hope" on The Bleak 


Outlook Channel--too much like reality.


Day five A. A.--realized that the next four years, if we 


make it that far, T. V. is  going to suck, so I gave up and 


switched the b*****d off!

© 2016 Michael Stevens


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Yea I stopped watching tv all together I only use it to watch AHS other then that i use netflix

Posted 9 Years Ago


Michael Stevens

9 Years Ago

I used to watch 'The Rachel Maddow Show a lot, but no more!

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I write for fun; I write comedy pieces and some dramatic stuff. I have no formal writing education, and I have a fear of being told I suck, and maybe I should give up on writing, and get a job makin.. more..