Drawbridge to Hell!

And so it begins

Now that I've been elected, I'm going to live like a king!

I'm flexing my power, with all the perks that it brings.

My personal shadow, the media, is is calling Trump 

Towers

'White House North', and such is my unlimited powers,

I can demand to live just like a goose-stepping 

dictator,

while you're just ignorant sheep, historical spectators,

as I trample precedent under my over-sized shoe.

You may not like it, but hey, what can you really do?

I was elected, fairly or not, and I'm taking over, and 

never

going away! Your life may be headed down the 

shitter, but if I say it's better,

that's what you'll believe, you gullible little sheep.

Get your hip boots out, 'cause my total s**t is deep!