"Donny Tinyhands"

Movie Advertidement

*"From the producers of "Edward Scissorhands," comes an 

instant holiday classic, "Donny-Tinyhands". It has nothing to 

do with the holidays, actually, but it just sounded cool, 

especially since he's about as far away from 'The Season of 

Giving' as you can get. The major difference between the two 

movies, is 'Scissorhands' was an unbelievable fantasy, and this 

celluloid deal is an all-too-real nightmare. 

The movie tells the story of a meat-challenged blowhard who 

spews some unbelievably-offensive garbage, and takes to 

social media to lash out and make fun of his critics, much like 

a 70 year old 5th grader. Yet, still has somehow fooled 

millions of people into believing that he's the answer for all 

their problems, 

and is elected President of the United States. It's at this point, 

the real fun begins, as he begins to back away from the 

campaign promises he made as a candidate; promises he 

made that everyone should have seen were total bullshit, 

without enraging his multitude of supporters. We don't want 

to impeach your credibility by giving away anymore, but we 

think the explosive climax will leave you breathless. So, strap 

Grandma to the roof of the car, if you have to, but get to a 

theater near you, and 'you won't BELIEVE the s**t you'll see, 

but we guarantee, it all was said, and it all was done', no, 

really!"

*Based on the best selling non-fiction novel, "Leave Facts At 

The Door," by Emerson Jackoverton