Not Another One!

Yes, and believe me, I wish I didn't hafta

write a poem about how vain and clueless is the fella,

but he did something that I just can't believe.

That he could fail is a concept of which he just can't conceive.

You know, it's one thing to try at diplomacy and fail,

but quite another to step in it on accident, and drive that nail

deep into the heart of our stunned and helpless nation.

Driven by a 70 year old 5 year old who's well beyond his station.

He's managed to piss off China, who you don't want to offend.

I, for one, shudder to think what will be left in of our country in the end.

He's like a kid, playing with the whole country as his toy,

all because a minority majority said, 'Hey, he's our boy!'

He's not even the president yet, and he's already f****g up royal.

In diplomacy, and everything else, he's in desperate need of tutorial.

To learn on the job is fine, but first you must be capable of learning,

but he's leading us down a dead end from which there's no returning.

If he wants to break his own toys, he can afford some new,

but these aren't toys, this ain't a game, and all of us are screwed!