Q ana A With Junior!

An example!

Question 1: "Mommy, why do you quickly change the channel when he comes on, and why does that man on T. V. bother you so much?"

Answer: "Because, sometimes grown ups disagree quite a bit with other grown ups."

Question 2: "Mommy, why is your face beet-red, are you sick?"

Answer: "Because Mommy can't believe the stuff she's hearing from this idiot-dick."

Question 3: "Mommy, you said a bad word!"

Answer: "Timmy, is there a question in there, and something's only a bad word if it's not true, and believe me, he's an idiot-dick, with a capital Dick!"

Question 4: "If he's such an idiot-dick, how did he get elected president?"

Answer: "Some mysteries have no answer."

Question 5: "Back to this only a bad word if it's not true, then Dad isn't really a whopper-asshol--"

Question 6 "Timmy, why are you such a royal pain?"

Answer: "'Cause Mom, I sorta like Dad, and because that man on T. V. lies constantly, and because I'm trying to grow up to appreciate sarcasm, because that's about all my generation is going to have left after Donny Groinbrains get's through bulldozing the country."

Question 7: "Where did I go wrong?"