'Ride The Doggy!'

A new fun game for Fido!

Ha, ha, ride me like a horse,

No, really, I'm loving it, of course.

Ride 'em, cowboy, while you grab my ears.

Inside, I'm laugh so much, there's tears

in my eyes, no, really, I love humiliation,

'Ride the doggy,' instant emasculation.

Hauling a wimpoid freak on my back,

sure makes up for the fun I've lacked,

yet, didn't even know I was missing, until this game.

'Ride The Doggy', yes, that's the name

of this game, and I love it, can't you just tell

by the smile on my face? Oh, the living hell!