Electronic Hulk Wanna-Be!

Ordinarily, I'm fairly easy going, keep an even keel.

But it can be tough to hide, sometimes, how I feel.

There are times when someone pisses me of, badly,

and then I'm The Incredible Hulk, but sadly,

green's not my color, NOR am I a hulk, in fact, I'm a 

puss,

so I dream I'm a chair-wielding bad a*s, who's disgust

is shown in physically-violent ways, while in reality,

I take it in the shorts, while I smile electronically.

I'll thank the reviewing person for their point of view,

even as said view makes me want to spew, to

tell them 'just call me Ralph Upwards, yes, that's my 

new name,

because I'm an angry pissed b*****d, and you're 

blame!'