Text-Droner!

Computerly-boring!

There's one thing as bad as a real-life droner, and that's a 'text droner',

an electronic babbler, an extra-long distance boner.

But, at least you can bail, or reply in your underwear,

try doing that in person, I don't think so, so here's fair

warning, they don't get they're a TD, or have a clue, 

just like a regular

droner, there must be something deep down at a 

molecular

level, that blinds them to the truth that nobody gives 

a s**t

about what Uncle Clem had for dinner, or something, 

just quit

while you're behind, pal, give up on trying to be 

interesting,

cause we're watching your common-sense 

disintegrating

right on our computer screen--you're flailing 

electronically,

trying to be relevant, entertaining, with the s**t-posts 

I see!