2017 in Preview

what we can expect

Jan. 20--Trump sworn in as president

Jan. 21--Trump alienates key allies by tweeting, 

'America, we do what we want, so suck it, world!'

January 22, impeachment proceedings begun

Jan. 23-an angry President Trump tweets, 'Every 

member of congress is a loser, whose wives are ugly 

(those few who aren't light in the loafers), whose kids 

are pathetic morons, and whose pets s**t on the 

carpet out of disgust!'

January 24--an angry Congress, who was going to 

exonerate him, convicts him out of spite.

Jan. 25--people begin to realize how utterly disastrous 

it was to elect the equivalent of a failed used car 

salesman--con artist--first openly-macho-shithead, 

president

Jan. 26--Mike Pence sworn in as president

The night of Jan. 26, Trump tweets, "Screw you, 

America, you're all a bunch of small-hand losers, and 

screw you Pence--I'm going to laugh as you flush 

America down the shitter--PS, you're a loser, Pence!"

Jan. 27--President Pence announces he's outlawing 

any religion other than Christianity.

 

The night of Jan. 28--an angry and bitter Donald 

Trump tweets, "What a stupid idea, and you're stupid, 

dickless idiot!"

January 28--President Pence is dealing with harsh 

world wide backlash against his Christianity-only policy.

Jan 29--Trump tweets, "You're a s**t-hole president, 

Pence, I would have done a much better job, but the 

loser American Congress I guess didn't agree, they'll 

be sorry, pathetic losers!"

January 30--President Pence is dealing with severe 

world wide condemnation after Trump, out of spite, 

tweets, "F**k you, world!"

Jan. 31--The world explodes in the fireballs and 

mushroom clouds of nuclear weapo--