''Yahoo!"

Kids, being a dick is now okay, apparently!

All day long, for week and weeks, I've been dreading today,

what if the networks all ignore Trump's power play?

But then, I was worried-no-more, thanks to Yahoo,

that search engine that told me what to do:

they'll have it streaming live, so I can watch right from 

here,

so I won't miss a second, so my worries were sincere,

but misguided, thanks to them, I won't miss a word 

said,

my insatiable hunger for news about Trump will be 

well fed.

I can't get enough of him, 24 hours a day is not 

enough,

things like his adventures with all things m**f!

I love this, all this wall-to-wall coverage, I never got 

pissed,

for even more coverage is my greatest want, and 

greatest wish!

I've really got to salute the boys of persistence, of 

intrusion and ink

they must get so tired of this one-note opera, or so 

you'd think,

But, you'd be wrong, 'cause they're like bloodhounds,

on the trail of any scraps of story, like a Don-Boy lost 

and found.

Any normal person would get embarrassed, but not 

these guys,

no, far from it, they cover him into the dirt, him and 

his lies.

Yes, they flog it all day, and they flog it through the 

night.

It's a real flog-a-thon, makes T. V. viewing quite a 

repetitive sight,

but, hey, I ain't complaining, I got my microwave 

popcorn, my cold beer,

'cause when it comes to non-stop, all-day coverage, 

my Yahoo's near!