Vortex Of Nightmare!

THE worst!

Just this morning, I woke into a vortex of nightmare,

Dump was on T. V., and I couldn't find the remote, 

anywhere!

I'd fallen asleep with the set left on,

and I woke desperate to make him gone.

There's an on/off button on the T. V. itself,

but unsure of which, I was caught in a hell

of listening to him spew his vile bullshit,

and in a frenzy of no-avail search, I was having a fit!

You see, the man makes me projectile, unlike any 

before,

and hearing his ignorant ranting, I couldn't take 

anymore.

Almost to the end of my rope, and my desperation 

was acute,

my eyes spied my salvation on the floor, and it was 

blissful 'mute''!