Recess For Dumper!

'Ring!' sounds the imaginary recess bell,

among the running kids, he's a little hard to tell

apart from Johnny and Suzy, but he's the one in his 

70th year,

a defiant gaze, immovable hair, and the permanent 

sneer.

It may seem odd and it's most definitely strange,

but among these children he feels powerful; uses 

profane

language, actually, it's most inappropriate and just 

plain wrong

to talk about killing, making money, and about the 

size of his dong.

See, he knows nothing but bullying and throwing his 

weight around.

A 70 year old bull in the china shop, he's the 

ultimate class clown.

But elementary school age is where he feels right 

at home,

yes, he seems to suffer from Baby Man Syndrome.