The Road To Not-Good Is Paved With...!

The Road To Not-Good Is Paved With...!

A Story by Michael Stevens
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The journey to end all...?

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I fully intended on writing something, anything, not Dump; so much for good intentions, the first and only thing that entered my mind was,


"There once was a man named Dump, who didn't know which way to 


jump; he f****d this up, he f****d that up, so I verbally give him a 


12-gauge double-pump!



All those of you who said, "Give the guy a chance,' well, do you see 


any glimmer of hope, no? What are you waiting for, that he'll 


miraculously sprout a brain and understand that he represents ALL the 


people, and not just the roughly 40% who drank the Kool-Aid, or were 


hypnotized by the bright shiny object he subliminally wore on top of 


his head? I'm surprised you didn't notice. By the way, if you look 


really closely, you can see he combs the beast in the shape of a 


pentagram. Well, maybe not, but it is plausible. How else to explain 


how a guy with an elementary-school-level mentality fooling enough 


people to become president? It's as good a theory as any other!

© 2017 Michael Stevens


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Added on February 11, 2017
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Michael Stevens
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I write for fun; I write comedy pieces and some dramatic stuff. I have no formal writing education, and I have a fear of being told I suck, and maybe I should give up on writing, and get a job makin.. more..