Waiting

The imptient patient one

"I'm the bony b*****d who'll get you in the end, America,

but it's happening much faster than I planned; I 

foresaw

it taking awhile, and despite the fact I'm a patient 

non-man,

I haven't erected enough soul slaughtering pens yet; 

my plan

went tits-up, but I solutioned, and now I'm back on 

track, baby!

And my pens will hold you all, about that, there is no 

maybe.

When I came up with this answer, little did I know

that y'all would play Russian Roulette, quite literally, 

and so

destroy yourselves with very little help from me, you 

stuck your heads

in the noose all buy yourselves, with a huge assist 

from the Feds.

You voted them into power, and now you act 

surprised,

they're doing what the said, and making decisions 

that are less-than-wise.

Although, to be fair, I did put them in position, right 

in your face,

so I guess I did affect what's coming: it was my idea 

to repeal and not replace

Obamacare, for instance, which should have been 

kept as a no brainer,

but millions voted for the unreal reality entertainer.

What did you think would happen, that chaos 

wouldn't ensue?

Hey, if you believed that s**t, then shame on you!

Well, it looks as if my America-destroying work here 

is done.

They're destroying themselves, and I didn't even have 

to hold the gun!