Brain Hungness!

The great man explains!

Ladies, come and get it, that irresistible piece of me,

and it sure ain't my brain, it's the manly piece I'm not 

using, currently.

Now, don't get me wrong, I could have more action

than I can handle, although there is no such thing, 

I'm hung,

there no problem there, yes, it dominates most of 

my thinking,

ladies, it's a hobby horse, unless I've been drinking.

Everyone knows that the size of your hungness

is an indication of your worth as a man, that makes 

me best.

And I know that power is an irresistible aphrodisiac,

and so how much you want to get me in the sack.

Yes, it's a curse to carry these good looks,

I'm better looking than you'll ever see in books.

And, I don't want to brag, but I can tweet all night 

long,

yes, I'm obsessed with all things shlong.

It's how I know something is important enough

you know, for me to care about and stuff.

So, ladies, if you want to ride the D-train, 'all aboard!'

Love me or hate me, I will NOT be ignored!