The Beatles--'Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band'

The Beatles: 'Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Heart's Club Band'

It was twenty years ago today

Sgt. Pepper taught the band to play

They've been going in and out of style

But they're guaranteed to raise a smile

So may I introduce to you

The act you've known for all these years

Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band

We're Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band

We hope you will enjoy the show

We're Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band

Sit back and let the evening go

Sgt. Pepper's lonely, Sgt. Pepper's lonely

Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band

It's wonderful to be here

It's certainly a thrill

You're such a lovely audience

We'd like to take you home with us

We'd love to take you home

I don't really want to stop the show

But I thought that you might like to know

That the singer's going to sing a song

And he wants you all to sing along

So let me introduce to you

The one and only Billy Shears

And Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band

NOT The Beatles: 'Sergeant Dumper's Selfish One-Note Band':

Seems like 100 years ago today

Sergeant Dumper taught the band to play

They conned themselves into style

For comedians a guaranteed smile

So may I introduce to you,

the joke you've known seems like years,

Sergeant Dumper's Selfish One-Note Band

Chorus:

We're Sergeant Dumper's Selfish One-Note Band,

we hope you do enjoy our show

Sergeant Dumper's Selfish One-Note Band,

we're sorry but we'll never go

Sergeant Dumper's Selfish

Sergeant Dumper's Selfish

Sergeant Dumper's Selfish One-Note Band

It's wonderful to be here,

For you it's such a thrill

you're such a gullible audience

Invasive in your face that's us,

invasive in your face

We don't ever want to stop the show,

for y'all it's a never-ending blow

we're perpetrating on your a*s

Not upper, but certainly no class

So let us introduce to you, Steve Bannon, s**t-o-dear,

and Sergeant Dumper's Selfish One-Note Band

Sergeant Dumper's Selfish

Sergeant Dumper's Selfish

Sergeant Dumper's Selfish One-Note Band

Reviews

[Tony Jordan]

This is class Mike !
I love a good song parody.
I'll take this version of Sgt. Pepper with a pinch of salt...lmao

[Michael Stevens]

Thank you, Tony, and do me a favor? Next time you have Paul and Ringo over for a barbecue and diet soda's--how about you not telling them about this?

[Tony Jordan]

Okay - will do - I wouldn't let Ringo back after what he did with that wire brush...but Paul can still call - he makes a fantastic cup 'a tea - look here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2H8ph_FnTE

[Michael Stevens]

The, 'bend over and bark like a dog' deal!