The Idiot Who Cried 'Chicken,' Err--...!

Or, The Chicken Who Cried 'Idiot,' or something like that!

There once was a leader of the free world,

who gave his all to every lie he hurled

out among the teeming masses.

He told so many whoppers, only the asses

who were deaf, dumb, and blinded by

Kool-Aid bought any of it, who couldn't see why

he would do that, they took him at face value,

all the impossible s**t he had promised to do.

They'll be waiting one hell of a long time,

He lies so often, it out to be a crime.

But we're the ones who have to suffer the fool,

I'm telling you, something stinks like an open cesspool.

The damage he's doing to our one-proud presidency

is one we'll never live down, if we ever manage to get free.