'Funny, Funny, Funny'

Definitely NOT ABBA!

ABBA--'Money, Money, Money'

I work all night, I work all day, to pay the bills I have to pay

Ain't it sad

And still there never seems to be a single penny left for me

That's too bad

In my dreams I have a plan

If I got me a wealthy man

I wouldn't have to work at all, I'd fool around and have a ball

Money, money, money

Must be funny

In the rich man's world

Money, money, money

Always sunny

In the rich man's world

Aha aha

All the things I could do

If I had a little money

It's a rich man's world

It's a rich man's world

A man like that is hard to find but I can't get him off my mind

Ain't it sad

And if he happens to be free I bet he wouldn't fancy me

That's too bad

So I must leave, I'll have to go

To Las Vegas or Monaco

And win a fortune in a game, my life will never be the same

Money, money, money

Must be funny

In the rich man's world

Money, money, money

Always sunny

In the rich man's world

Aha aha

All the things I could do

If I had a little money

It's a rich man's world

Money, money, money

Must be funny

In the rich man's world

Money, money, money

Always sunny

In the rich man's world

Aha aha

All the things I could do

If I had a little money

It's a rich man's world

It's a rich man's world

******

NOT ABBA--'Funny, Funny, Funny'

I work all night, I work all day, to think of a joke to say,

usually bad

And the cupboard's usually bare for me,

that's too bad

In my mind I have ideas,

yes, I have many plans

I'd be known far and wide, as the man who really tried

Funny, funny, funny

think I'm funny

the king of comedy

Funny, funny, funny

get no money

'cause they don't pay for s**t

Aha, aha

jokes all blow so bad

I should just take a seat

in a stand-up world

in a stand-up world

but can't stop dreaming of getting applause

ain't I sad

and being laughed at for the right reasons

instead they're bad

You wish I'd leave, you wish I'd bail

instead of keep trying but fail

and subjecting you all to more and more

Funny, funny, funny

think I'm funny

the king of comedy

Funny, funny, funny

get no money

'cause they don't pay for s**t

Aha aha

my jokes blow so bad

if I had a little talent

but alas, I don't

Funny, funny, funny

think I'm funny

the king of comedy

funny, funny, funny

get no money

'cause they don't pay for s**t

Aha aha

my jokes blow so bad

if I had a little talent

but alas, I don't