Dimericks

Same as 'limericks, but added Dumper!

There once was a clown named Don

who over a******s wound fawn

it pissed him off the deep end,

when comedians didn't just pretend

that he wasn't a talking human hard-on

There once was a language-butchering clown,

who most people saw as the biggest fool around

'clown' and 'around' don't rhyme,

but I don't give a s**t, not this time,

all I care about is putting him down

There exists a creature long thought extinct,

who came to power faster than we blinked

His stupidity is quite unbelievable,

his popularity quite inconceivable,

to his sad fate, we're ALL linked

Reviews

[Tony Jordan]

Like most 3-courses, I find, the starter and dessert are my favourites. However, Dimericks is a brilliant b*****d-child of my fav form Mike. May I...?

To the Trump Tower we all must go
Armed with pitchforks and cudgels in tow
Let's splat the Donald
(He's nowt but a Ronald)
Before we reap what this idiot sows!

[Michael Stevens]

Ha!--very good, thanks, Tony!