'Constant Monday'

song parody

Fats Domino--'Blue Monday'

Blue Monday, how I hate blue Monday
Got me workin' like a slave all day
Here comes Tuesday, oh hard Tuesday
I'm so tired, I've got no time to play
Here come Wednesday I'm beat to my side
My girl calls, I gotta tell her that I'm out
'Cause Thursday is a hard-workin' day and Friday I get my pay

Saturday morning, oh, Saturday morning
All my tired has gone away
Got my money and my honey
And I'm out on the scene to play
Sunday morning my head is bad
But it's worth it, all the times I had
But I've got to get my rest
'Cause Monday is a mess

Saturday morning, oh, Saturday morning
All my tired has gone away
Got my money and my honey
And I'm out on the scene to play
Sunday morning my head is bad
But it's worth it, all the times I had
But I've got to get my rest
'Cause Monday is a mess

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'Constant Monday'

Blue Monday, how I hate blue Monday--
especially now that it seems everyday
Long for Tuesday, but it stays Monday,
I'm so tired of they games he plays
Wish for Wednesday, nothing but more lies
Calls a circle a square
Yes, constant Monday, another lie, another lying day

Saturday morning, oh, Saturday morning,
still hungover from constant Monday
Had my fill, of his manure hill
and the price we all have to pay

Sunday my head is bad,
'cause I know there's more sad
just up around the bend
'cause Monday's more pretend

Saturday morning, oh, Saturday morning,
still hungover from constant Monday
Had my fill, of his manure hill
and the price we all have to pay
Sunday my head is bad,
'cause I know there's more sad
just up around the bend
'cause Monday's more pretend