'We Have A Winner!'

Worst President Ever

"Ladies and gentlemen, betting is now closed."

The winner of THE stupidest president, in a landslide 

vote, is The Big Dumper, the fraudulent one, pretending 

that you have a clue what you're doing. Treating the 

presidency like a reality show, with all the insane 

statements, designed to get you attention. Well, Don-

Boy, you've got attention, the T. V. ratings are way up, 

and you don't seem to care why. Any attention is good 

attention to you. We're watching because so many of us 

view you as a laughingstock, with the joke on us, and 

tune into see what you're going to f*** up next. 'Put 

butts in the seats,' is your golden rule, the only thing 

you're capable of understanding. Seeing that people are 

ridiculing you, being too dense and narcissistic to 

comprehend why--you lash out like the immature bully 

you are. 

Your dumb s**t actions are drawing attention to 

you all right, like people are watching a slow-motion 

train wreck--'I'll be your conductor today, Conductor 

Dolt'! First, you pull the boner of outing Israel to Russia 

as 'country X' that gave the U. S. secret information, and 

then advertising your inept stupidity by visiting Israel 

and drawing attention to said boner by announcing first 

thing that you never said it was Israel that we got 

information from. The whole problem is, the bad guys 

can walk and chew gum at the same time, unlike you, 

and put 2 and 2 together. You're acting like a 10 year 

old, who got caught smoking, denying it while 

surrounded by a halo of blue smoke, and then reminding 

the entire class what an idiot you are by announcing you 

didn't have a cigarette again. I know some of you are 

sick of me ranting about Dump, but I feel like he's the 

biggest personal homegrown threat we've ever faced 

when it comes to our democracy, so, until he leaves 

office, you'll be seeing plenty more--so I'd like to 

apologize in advance!