Deer Mistar Presadint

Kids say the truest things!

Deer Mistarr Presadint, Iyam writin to u taday cawse my parints disagri with eech otter. My Dad thinks u r a grete businousman, whowel be jus wat the contry nedes, wile mommie thinks u r the mowest dispikable bottum feedor. Aftar yer 'pussie-grabin' coment, Mommie skreemed at the telivition, and sayd I was two yung to here tawlk lik that. Daddie sayd it wuld tuffen me up, thayt no kid of hisis gonna bee a panzi. Mommie then yels at Daddie, and then Dady cals Mommy a bad werd and stormes out of the hous in a rayage. Hes bin spenden mowst of hiss tyme awat the tavarn. I am writen to u twoday too awask u if u culd cawl my howes and straytin evrything owet tween my parints? U seme lyk a nise mawn. Siyend Timy, ayage fower.

Reviews

[KT-B]

haha I'm laughing at how easily I read that wee kid writing - clever stuff, I enjoyed this and had a laugh :) thanks for sharing

[Michael Stevens]

Thanks, K T, and it's kind of scary how easy I relate to a four-year old!