New Dear Winifred

She's back, and as crusty as ever!

Dear Winifred; I'm doubting my judgment; I enthusiastically voted for Donald Trump, and I'm starting to believe I made a small mistake. He has done none of the things he promised he'd do, and has been an embarrassment representing America to the rest of the world. I'm still hoping he'll prove my judgment correct, but right now, I'm struggling a bit. What can I tell myself to feel better about myself, signed, Unsure Unease

Dear Unsure Unease, a small mistake? Honey, that is the biggest f*****g mistake ever made, and you can tell yourself you're a complete dumb s**t. This is my first advice column since I returned from a long vacation touring Europe, and let me tell you, if this is an example of the kind of whiny bullshit letter waiting for me to give advice on, I'll just upchuck in a bag right now and get it over with. Europeans, by and large, would have better sense than to elect a complete joke, who has no clue how to do anything but brag, about himself. He claims to be a smart businessman, but has declared bankruptcy numerous times, leaving those who believed he is some kind genius with money holding the s**t-smeared end of the stick. He didn't earn his money by smart investing, he inherited it from racist Daddy Warbucks. He sucked on the daddy's tit. His policy ideas are an incompetent 7th grader's idea of good; he's alienating us from the rest of the world; tell me, what do you see that I don't? 'Cause I see a great reason to invest in the White House psychiatry business; I'd clean up, and maybe then I could afford to live in Europe, instead of just vacationing there. Winifred