Dear Winifred, Sept. 8

(Bad) advice column

Dear Winifred; judging by your latest picture, I think someone got too much sun on vacation, your new picture reminds me of 'The Mummy's Still Cursed' that just came out, ha, ha ha!--signed Cattle Wrangler Jim"

Dear Cattle Prod Jim; I suppose that's your idea of funny? Well, I hate to break it to you, but, Jimbo, 'taint funny, just a desperate plea for attention by a pathetic loser; I can make up something off the top of my head that's funny. Let's see, there once was a cattle prod named Jim, who thought he was funny, who was, in reality, a dick! See, now THAT'S funny, f****r; signed Winifred

Dear Winifred, I was just messing with you.

Dear Cattle Prod; in case you are so stupid you haven't noticed, I don't take kindly to 'messing' with me, I'll lash out, after all, it's worked out for the lump of idiot some call our president.

© 2017 Michael Stevens

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Phill Oz O'fee

Ha ha ha - good one MS - the ultimate verbal touché and with an identifiable ending ... :-)

Posted 8 Years Ago

8 Years Ago

Thank you much, Phill!

Carol Cashes

I'm dyin'...and also wonderin' how you pirated my picture and my attitude. This is my paternal granny, my Aunt Patsy, my cousin Lisa Beth, I could go on...

Posted 8 Years Ago

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8 Years Ago

I just thought turning a woman around...don't you have to have a some kind of license for that?

8 Years Ago

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8 Years Ago

"Meep, meep!--now THAT, I can understand!

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I write for fun; I write comedy pieces and some dramatic stuff. I have no formal writing education, and I have a fear of being told I suck, and maybe I should give up on writing, and get a job makin.. more..