Message From the Author

I wrote this because I wanted to thoroughly express what's in my head right now. What better way to do that than in the form of a novel? You'll find a lot of references I used here from movies and video games, to anime and manga, and basically whatever pops in my head since I'm still starting to grow as I writer(I'm sixteen). There might be some things that are too absurd or slightly disturbing for most people but I assume people might find humor in it since I'm expressing a bombardment of different thoughts in this composition. I used an omniscient persona to tell the story for this. He'll be spewing out a few criticisms and cheesy jokes about me, much like an author would spite his editor because I thought it'd be fun if I didn't tell the story myself. All I hope is you enjoy it.