Dear Santa

Dear Santa,

I've been good, or at least I have tried. I didn't mean to hit my sister or leave her tied up to the swingset in that thunder storm. Oh and Santa, I didn't mean break mom's vase and hide it under my bed for my brother to find. I didn't mean to bite the fingers off Mary's doll; I was just chewing a little too hard. And I really didn't mean to step on the baby's fingers when he crawled into my room. Oh and Santa, I didn't write on the walls with magic marker; it was Mary, so if you don't want to bring her that doll she wants that's fine with me. That way I won't get in trouble when its fingers go missing. And I didn't call my teacher a bad name; it was Billy who sits on the back row. I did let the hamsters loose during lunch period, but I didn't think they looked happy in that cage. Oh and Santa, I only looked at one of Karen's spelling words, but that don't count because she got it wrong too. Well Santa, I'll jot down a few things that I want you to bring me and I know you will since I've been well pretty good. I didn't lie; I told you everything I did this year. Here's my list of stuff.

A Red Bike

A Basketball

A Sled

A Dart Board, and I won't throw the darks at Mary.

An Army set with tanks and men to drive them.

A baseball glove, mine is too little now.

A box of baseballs. I lost a few through Mr. Wilson's window.

A Red Wagon, a big one.

Oh and get Mr. Wilson a couple of new windows and another can of paint and a new shop vac cause it has paint all over the inside of it.

Now let's see. I want a pair of roller skates.

Oh and Mr. Wilson said I needed a trampoline to work off all this built of energy. I think that's a good idea that Mr. Wilson had. Well, I guess that is all. If I think of anything else. I'll write you again before Christmas.

With Love, Your almost good boy Dennis

P. S. I will leave the cookies on the mantle this year and the reindeer food on the roof so you won't get them mixed up again this year. I told mom to make you some hot chocolate instead of milk. I heard it is going to be very cold this Christmas.

Bye Bye Santa, I'll keep being good.

Author's Note

Letter to Santa for contest

Reviews

[Alias Fletcher]

Congratulations on the contest win for the collaboration! You and Sal must think alike. GREAT! As for this story, I laughed so hard I cried. Thanks again, charly

[Wunderlich]

Lol, this was really funny. A good, humorous letter Santa. Well done :D

[LSS]

I like your prose and shorts best. You are worth the peanuts you're paid.
Lss

[Flame DM]

lol i watched this show so much when i was a kid, read the little comics, and played the movie over and over again. Dennis would really write something like this! I enjoyed this alot!

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