clay fills my existential vacuum or clay fills my existential valium

a conversation, with myself

Me: hey u left ur blkberries n longans hurr. what u like i do wit emmm? 9:35 PM 4 more messages Me: I ate this baybay n it was mine. ooo it tasted divine. Took those fresh brains n made a smoothie. I know u know so cum on groove wit me. attach a barbie to tha bay bay bay I saw it float away 9:48 PM Me: I"ll bungle in yo ju-jungle. until u get yoself dat anti-fungal. hey hey hey ehy im a fun-guy. I know u know, so why do i? I ate tha bay bay n threw her all up in my ju-ungle. I knwo u like it, so why struggle? 9:50 PM Me: Dig till ur dead, like u got fucked in tha head. with blunt, blunt object. but u didn't object. so now I will step, into yo soul, like u already know, cuz I got ur soul n now smoke a bowl, like ur paying a toll...witout any nickels, cuz all u got is dimes 9:52 PM Me: oh my my my, I'll never lie, all i gotta do is get up on u n try try try until i make u cry cry cry. get high high high. o bay bay i blow u silly, it'll make u grow a big fat willy. and then i'll cry cry cry 10:02 PM Me: All sick n not suckin dick bouy red lickin jus like I kicks in yo door, u can quote this "w***e" at least I ain't no bore cuz all I do is boarr 11:13 PM

Reviews

[Zackery Alan Daley]

Write in English please. Next time at least. You write like my ex-girlfriend texts. I like to get high too but you need to keep your head lol. The title and reference to getting high is why you didn't get a zero.