Ain't No Party Like A Donner Party

No comment on this one

We don't need  no chardonnay

Fillet Mignon is so passé

Just a host with charm and wit

Roast the b*****d on a spit

We'll keep our voices low

In the lonely moonlight's glow

Riding his pale horse

Will come tonight's main course

It tastes just like chicken

Gruesome, but finger-lickin'

 We sure could use some bibs

Tomorrow, we'll have his ribs

We've eaten 'em grilled and we've eaten 'em fried

It tastes best roasted with potatoes on the side

We've eaten people in every land and clime

Maybe we'll have you over for lunch sometime

Reviews

[M.A. Van Dyke]

Lol, nice. Nothing to add to this one! I can't find anything wrong at first glance. Good job.

[roarke]

yer a twisted individual. Pass the BBQ sauce......