Stupid

i’d like to tell you about this thing i did

it was pretty stupid, i’ll tell ya

i mean, more than stupid, it was, it was,

downright idiotic,

frankly

but anyways

so i thought it would be a funny prank to

to finally

you know

finally,

uh

tell

…

tell her.

okay, yeah, i deserve that.

i know, i know, it was --

i mean, beyond dumb, right?

but

anyways

so, i tell her, and

you know,

she just,

kind of,

laughs?

and then she shakes her head

and we moved on.

she asked me what kind of syrup i like.

i mean --

what the hell was that?

i tell her, hey, i like you,

and she’s like,

ha! let’s go to ihop.

and i’m like,

f**k it,

i like strawberry syrup

waaay more than i like you

so

let’s do this

f**k you

let’s do this

Author's Note

is the lowercase too bukowskian
can i pull it off