Ogdenashicals to amuse friend Tate

nonsense poetry

 

  Ogdenashicals to amuse

 

I am a duck billed platypus

I very seldom make a fuss.

Though you will find if you tread on me

I can react most peevishly

Because you’ve made me furious.

 

Wallace Wart hog was not willing

 unless he got the top billing.

Although he thought he was the best

 he was much worse than all the rest

 and never earned a single shilling.

 

Adalbert the alligator

 had a sister but he ate her

Which was not the thing to do

but Adalbert had downed a few

He was chastised by his pater.

 

Anthony the armadillo

was a very funny fellow.
his only hobby telling jokes

 which  were not funny to most folks

and they rudely told him so

 

A donkey mated with a horse

 accidentally of course.

The stallion was a love lorn fool

Mixing breeds made me a mule

To be an a*s would be much worse.

 

Fish can swim and birds can fly.

Although I sometimes wonder.

Flying fish can leave the sea

take to the air quite easily.

Fish are not supposed to fly

 

Chimpanzees live in the trees

 which they navigate with ease.

Searching for their favourite food

In a way no human could.

Sadly they can be very crude.

 

The killer whale is bound to fail

although he tries to no avail

 but he continues stubbornly

 he is convinced that one day he

will be a banjo playing whale.

 

 

Reviews

[Tate Morgan]

hahhahalol you and i would have fun over a pint i think as we watched the monkeys roar that they arent related to chipanzees At least not any more