four more for fun

limericks

 

Four more for fun.

 

There was young Ozzie called Bruce

Who suffered maternal abuse.

His mother would belt him

 each time that she felt him

 Getting to big for his shoes

 

There was a young man in Brisbane

 Who thought getting married insane.

But a Sheila he knew

 soon convinced him to

Consider his options again.

 

An Ozzie Sheila called Ann

Thought that she needed a man.

She married a loser

 an idle young boozer

She’s going to divorce that’s her plan.

 

A bright young aborigine

 was convinced that he should be.

Seen as worthy of respect

 You do not always get what you expect.

He found precious little in Sydney.

 

Wednesday, 02 February 2011

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[Alessander]

limericks are always fun! I think the first one was the best, but then again, I'm a bit macabre. I know u tend to work in iambic, I was just wondering if u used another "limerick" meter here? anyhow, that's more my curiosity than anything. Here's one of my fav limericks...

A monkey sprang down from a tree
And angrily cursed Charles D.
"Sir, I hold with the Bible
I think it a libel
That man descended from me!"