yet more idiocy

limericks

 

Yet more idiocy.

 

There was a laddie from Montrose

who always wore outrageous clothes

Because he chose to dress this way.

Most people thought that he was gay.

You cannot blame them I suppose.

 

There was young guy from Forfar

 who sometimes went a bit too far

When he was cracking risqué jokes.

He so offended decent folks

 that he is banned from every bar.

 

There was a lassie from Kirkcaldy

 who looked down on everybody.

Because she was extremely tall

 she towered way above them all

She would prefer a normal body.

 

A young widow from Wester Ross

Who seemed not to regret her loss

When her much older husband died

She had a toy boy on the side.

She really didn’t care a toss.

 

There was a cooper lived in Fife.

 Who had gambled all his life

But now he lives with his regrets

he has nothing now but debts.

He was abandoned by his wife.

 

Saturday, 12 February 2011

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Reviews

[Robin]

my smile for the day thank you sir ...

[Dushyant Thadani]

This limerick doesn't have any connection, but I really enjoyed reading every single word in the poem. I had fun.

[OT]

haha! these are brilliant - the first two are my favourites but they are all very clever and well put together (as always!) - keep them coming!!