Nobody Rides for Free

I had a beef burrito for lunch.

The lawn needed mowing.

Francis' hemorrhoids were flaring up again.

Oh well,

just another day of gas, grass or a*s.

... Nobody rides for free ...

Author's Note

"I would rather sit on a pumpkin and have it all to myself, than be crowded on a velvet cushion." - Thoreau

Reviews

[andrew mitchell]

haha and you say I'm twisted. Great humour Pete, I liked it. Yes a lot of methane gas in this one! lol:)

[Pete]

thanks andrew. Lol :)