Spicy 'Condoments'

The universe is wider than our views of it. - Thoreau

I remember the first time that I heard the word 'condom'.

I started looking for the mustard and relish.

But that would have fulfilled ...

... an entirely different fetish ...

Author's Note

"Do not be too timid and squeamish about your actions. All life is an experiment. The more experiments you make the better. What if they are a little coarse and you may get your coat soiled or torn? What if you do fail, and get fairly rolled in the dirt once or twice? Up again, you shall never be so afraid of a tumble." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Reviews

[Kelly Scheppers]

Lol, your perceptive nature is quite astute, Pete. ...and pretty damn funny, too!

[Pete]

Lol. I'm sitting here in the college library laughing to myself. they must think I'm nuts and have lost it. you're making me laugh ... :)

[Pete]

i honestly don't know where this stuff comes from ... :)

[Kelly Scheppers]

I'll never look at another hot dog again without thinking of you! ; )