Squiffy But Safe

A man may acquire a taste for wine or brandy, and so lose his love for water, but should we not pity him. - Thoreau

My friend Mike is the only person with whom I don't require social distancing during the COVID-19 pandemic.

He's a hardcore alcoholic.

Continuously being sanitized ...

Author's Note

"Instead of water we got here a draught of beer, a lumberer's drink, which would acclimate and naturalize a man at once,-which would make him see green, and, if he slept, dream that he heard the wind sough among the pines." - Thoreau