Making The Grade

true story

they had just started bringing in hot lunches at grammar school

mighty mort's they were called

one day it was a hot dog and beans

sharon the tattle-tale, missing a tooth, with crossed eyes and glasses was sitting next to me at our desks

she peeled back the foil of her meal and discovered that she had two hot dogs

she picked up one of them with her plastic spork

for only one, she announced she had paid

as she went running up to the teacher to inform her that a serious mistake had been made

Reviews

[Dave Brown]

very funny
she has either grown up to become a wonderful, caring human being or a total pain in the a*s
probably the latter