Chez Vous

Staying in the house breeds a sort of insanity always. Every house is, in this sense, a hospital. - Thoreau

i want to spoon-feed you lunacy

with a side of idiocy

at an all you can eat buffet of absurdity

a smorgasbord of insanity

ending with a crazed cherry atop a deranged dessert of delirium

half-baked, of course

you'll have to use the stairs because the elevator doesn't go all the way to the top

the patrons are all unhinged

the steaks always well singed

isn't it great

ties are optional but jackets must be straight

everyone's always late

even though reservations are for half-passed-out eight

i always said that you look great in lies

don't worry, we've got plenty of demented blazers just your size

guaranteed to fit you

where the guests don't fart, they pass gas or go poo poo

here at this bonkers bistro where no one has a clue

you know, the one called

chez vous

Author's Note

"There is considerable danger that a man will be crazy between dinner and supper; but it will not directly answer any good purpose that I know of, and it is just as easy to be sane." - Thoreau

Reviews

[jacob erin-cilberto]

could I have a reservation please---

I heard the appetizers were incredible...but a little high priced...we have to exchange our sense
to delightfully sate our crazy self. Such a neat play on words here, Pete,
j.
j.

[Pete]

lol. thanks j. the prices are outrageous. just having a little fun with words - maybe too much fun that'll land me at the funny farm. we must be able to laugh at ourselves, especially in these trying, troubled times. restaurants have been devastated. who'd have thought? happy thanksgiving and keep well ... :)