Branded

A man is rich in proportion to the number of things he can afford to let alone. - Thoreau

seeking to get richer than rich

abercrombie and fitch went looking for a new niche

a new line of garb for a stuck-up, karen b***h

a new pitch

something with kitch

but they ran into an unexpected glitch

they got an itch and started to twitch

falling into a deep ditch

you see they had a trailer but no hitch

and turns out that one of them was married to a witch who was also a snitch

she tried to fly her broom whilst wearing nary a stitch

forcing them to pull the switch

so much for their failed scritch

Author's Note

A "Karen" is a term used as slang typically for a middle-class white American woman who is perceived as entitled or excessively demanding.