Mine's Bigger than Your's

A living dog is better than a dead lion. Shall a man go and hang himself because he belongs to the race of pigmies, and not be the biggest pigmy that he can? - Thoreau

"have you seen my new big screen tv", he asked

seeing that it dwarfed her's, she stared at it in awe with a look of penis envy

Author's Note

"A man is not to be measured by the virtue of his described actions or the wisdom of his expressed thoughts merely, but by that free character he is, and is felt to be, under all circumstances." - Thoreau