Plugged In And Charged Up

The book has never been written which is to be accepted without any allowance. - Thoreau

i think i just saw jesus on the freeway

he was driving a tesla

using driving assist

with a starbucks latte in one hand

the other on the wheel

while having a conversation on apple car play

i don't think he liked it when i cut in front of him at the onramp though

because he put down the coffee

and flipped me the bird

as he sped up and went around me, 

i couldn't help but notice a tattered, black book in his back seat

probably containing the word

Author's Note

"Yet the New Testament treats of man and man's so-called spiritual affairs too exclusively, and is too constantly moral and personal, to alone content me, who am not interested solely in man's religious or moral nature, or in man even." - Thoreau