Too Good To Pass Up (Cars)

why aren't there cars whose names reflect what they truly are?

like the 'junk box' or 's**t box'

how 'bout the 'money pit' or the 'never paid'

maybe the 'gas guzzler' or the 'broken down'

how 'bout the 'flat bed special' or the 'uninsurable'

right now, i have my eye on a shiny new 'never start'

course, 0% financing on a 'piss me off' is an attractive deal

too good to pass up

but then again i could opt for the 'unfixable'

or better yet, the 'ripoff special'

the dealer's lot seems to be running low on "screw you's"